Aquí tienen naranjas, homies! The Orange Vato gots what you need. Why hit up Safeway or FoodMax when you can get two big bags for just five bucks? Yeah, the peel’s thick, and yeah, they might have a little extra pesticide seasoning, but hey, they’re still juicy.      The Orange Vato posts up at all the prime spots—freeway on-ramps, off-ramps, even right in the middle of a crazy intersection. No need to risk your life getting out of your car—he’ll weave through traffic and pull up to your window like a pro. He’s been hit a few times, which is why he’s all cross-eyed and chueco, but when it comes to hustling oranges, nobody does it better.