Watch out, Homeboys—Sancho is the last vato you want lurking around your ruca. He’s the kind of shady Homie who slides in when you’re not looking, talking sweet to your lady while you’re out with the fellas. He’s the one buying her drinks behind your back while you’re at the bar, caught up in lowrider talk and sports. Sancho’s got the nerve to call your chante and hang up when you answer, and he’s slick enough with technology that you’ll never catch him red-handed.  He knows when to make his move—right after an argument or a break-up, when she’s feeling vulnerable. He’s got all the smooth lines: “I love you,” “I care about how you feel,” “Let’s do whatever you want,” and “I just love talking with you.” He plays the role of the perfect listener, saying everything you don’t.  Like the song says, he smiles in your face, but all the while, he’s plotting to take your place. His goal? To turn your lady into just another trophy. Stay sharp, Homies—this vato can’t be trusted.